Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
