Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We have started to decorate penises.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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