I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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