I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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