i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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