it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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