We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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