please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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