Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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