But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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