I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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