You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i think im in europe. pls send help
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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