i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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