so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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