none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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