i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
he fucked my hip out of place.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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