"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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