you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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