I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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