Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Randomize
