i just had sex bonerless
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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