Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
