We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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