she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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