..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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