On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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