Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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