Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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