Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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