The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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