shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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