Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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