Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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