Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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