I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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