I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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