hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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