Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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