one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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