Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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