Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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