i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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