windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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