It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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