Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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