if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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