i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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