They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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