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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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