So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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