God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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