i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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