I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You took a bar mat shot.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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