I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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