Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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