Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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