glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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