grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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